I have a competitors router brand in a couple places on our network. I've basically got to my wits end with their routing implementation, which is Quagga. To blow off some steam while replacing these Quagga boxes with MikroTik routers, I decided to write a Parody of the song "Call me maybe?"....
I threw a break at the shell,
OSPF dead as nails,
Quagga makes me want to yell,
I'll have to change it out
Router swapped out for a Tik,
Packets and pings do I wish,
I wasn't looking for this,
But now it's booting up
Router wasn't routing,
OSPF was broken,
Hot night, fan was blowing,
Can you try refreshing, baby?
Hey, I configured you, And this is crazy
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
It's hard to dynamic route, with Quagga, baby,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
Hey, I configured you, And this is crazy
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
And all the other brands, Try to phase me,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
You keep on routing it all,
They took no time to just fall,
You cost near nothing at all,
But still, you're here to stay
I beg, and borrow and plead,
My uptime it's a need,
I didn't know how to feel,
But it's booting up
Router wasn't routing,
OSPF was broken,
Hot night, fan was blowing,
Can you try refreshing, baby?
Hey, I configured you, And this is crazy
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
It's hard to dynamic route, with Quagga, baby,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
Hey, I configured you, And this is crazy
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
And all the other brands, Try to phase me,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
Before you came into my life, Quagga made me so mad,
Quagga made me so mad… Quagga made me so, so mad.
Before you came into my life, Quagga made me so mad,
And you should know that… Quagga made me so, so mad.
It's hard to dynamic route, with Quagga, baby,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
Hey, I configured you, And this is crazy
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
And all the other brands, Try to phase me,
But here's my packet, So route it, maybe?
Before you came into my life, Quagga made me so mad,
Quagga made me so mad… Quagga made me so, so mad.
Before you came into my life, Quagga made me so mad,
And you should know that…
So route it, maybe?