This may or may not be related, but I figured it was worth mentioning.
I am not able to perform torch or packet sniff tests. My user is on the "full" group of permissions, which has every single option enabled.
//update
More things I have noticed of which I'm sure are part of this problem!
When I browse to http://<lanip>:80 I do not see any images, they're all broken. I tried downloading the winbox.exe from this web server and all I get is a 0kb file named winbox.exe (0kb in windows means there is NO data to it).
I am currently plugged into a hub (yes, hub) of which the router is also plugged into. When I try accessing the Winbox from my PC in the house (which goes through two switches before getting to the hub) I get "could not get roteros.dll: damaged file!". I also get this error attempting to access the router from the Internet.
All of my PCs and both VoIP phones are functioning just fine. I can route and play on the Internet just fine, it just seems like a lot of the interface to my router is broken =(
//update2
Figured some more things out. More information will help, I'm sure!
On my laptop, which was connecting on the hub as mentioned above, works just fine behind the two switches. The desktop still does not. When I try with my desktop and connect with my laptop I see this in the logs:
failed to detect payment timeout: unable to open database file
failed to detect payment timeout: unable to open database file
failed to detect payment timeout: unable to open database file
failed to detect payment timeout: unable to open database file
failed to cleanup session acctSessionId: unable to open database file
failed to cleanup log acctSessionId: unable to open database file
failed to cleanup incomplete usres: unable to open database file
failed to detect payment timeout: unable to open database file
I also got a packet capture, before opening Winbox and an attempt to connect here:
http://iam8up.com/bustedrouter/connfailed.pcap